Chapter Thirty-oneBeing the Chronicles of Abby Normal:Not Unlike the Toaster, I Control the DarknessSo I slept a little that day, and talked to my sweet love-ninja, Foo, a couple of times on the phone, then he came over and we left Jared with some blood for Lord Flood and the Countess when they awoke, and motored to the loft. It took like an hour to clean up all the broken glass and ash and stuff from the night before. We had just finished cleaning and counting the money and making out and whatnot when the alarm went off on the Countess's watch.And I was like, “Dude, I'm not ready.â€And he was all, “Dude, you are more ready than anyone I've ever known.â€And I was all, “OMG, I am so going to sex you to death if we live through this.â€And then he was all bashful and pretended to be doing something technical so we were ready.Then, like an hour after sundown, I heard them coming. I was at the kitchen counter when the security door downstairs opened, and when I turned around they were just, like there.
